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What's in the bag? A shark or something?

The United States of America on college education

Student:I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA:YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student:I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA:HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student:I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA:YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
netscapeshawty how come i cant just write this separate like a regular post i dont wanna be apart of the dialogue:ay man listen man no matter what u do theres always gonna be haters fuck the haters do what u gotta do man wooo child these bath salts hittin man *drives off in '86 BMW doing 78 knots per hour*
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bohemea:

Sarah Silverman by Williams & Hirakawa

bohemea:

Sarah Silverman by Williams & Hirakawa

(via lookatmykitefly)

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When I’m not feeling anxious about my life or eating in bed I mostly just try to figure out what “Lockdown” by Fugazi is about

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#personal  #fugazi  #lockdown  #13 songs  #margin walker 

jellobatch:

pervertsofcolor:

iridessence:

my-so-called-vagina:

iridessence:

This is cool and all but no men of color?

I kinda thought the lack of men of color was symbolic. Haha.

That’s what I’m thinking now too.

I am just appreciating beautiful brown person and hot smothering.

WOC face sitting yt men? I’m down. Can we smother them?

This is awesome. 

(Source: lndbrg, via myrandomweirdnerdylife)

— 1 day ago with 1372 notes
#swoon  #yes  #i enjoy this  #hello 

I’m so pro-v they should call me pantene bro

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#personal  #bro  #bro bro  #bro bro bro bro bro bro bro  #pantene 

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

(via sociolab)

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